Before you were engaged you gave all those bridal TV shows the cold shoulder. Let's be honest, you were jealous of those happy (most of the time) brides clearly taking your spotlight. That should be you on TV - why hasn't he asked you already??!!
Then, finally, the day comes! He proposes! All of a sudden you can't get enough of TLC! I would love to see the ratings spike after a girl gets engaged. Cha-ching!!
I wanted to share some of my favorites:
Four Weddings - Four brides compete to see who can pull off the best wedding...the twist, they are guests of each others wedding. Pssh, we all know YOURS would win!
Say Yes to the Dress - Watch brides play dress up, argue with their bridal party, and go way over budget. It's fun to live vicariously through the girl who just bought a dress that carried the same price tag as a car!
My Fair Wedding - David Tutera, wedding planner extraordinaire plays Fairy Godmother to tragic brides with an outlandish theme. This show made me fall in love with David Tutera - extremely handsome, always well put-together, knew the perfect ways to compliment a women...oh wait...he married his partner back in 2003. :-)
Platinum Weddings - Money is definitely not an object for these bride-to-be's. Oh, only $10,000 to have a tiara covered in Swarovski crystals?--No problem!
Of course I have to mention the show that serves as inspiration for this blog...that is, inspiration of what NOT to be!! Bridezillas - if you can make it through an entire episode, congratulations. What I would give to jump through the TV's and tell these brides how ridiculous they are, then shake their future husbands for actually putting up with it. Nike should sponsor the show and give the grooms running shoes so they can bolt from the altar!
It goes without saying that most of reality TV is staged, so don't believe everything you see! :-)
Happy Planning,
Anti-Bridezilla
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